Haffu

I'm just a 20 something, post-college working gal who loves Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Art, Morrowind, Skyrim and way more. I also appreciate the comics, books, Sci Fi, Fantasy and dual weapon rogues. I like fun things, and being distracted, life is hard and serious, and I'm not normally this crass in public places like Facebook or among friends, but this is my happy place. :) I try to avoid posting serious stuff here (although a few things slip in), that's what my other platforms are for, so this is mostly dedicated to the stuff that entertains and distracts me! :D

stfuparents:

A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a column for Mommyish about polite ways to get your friends off your back about having a baby. This is a subject I’m often emailed about, and one popular question is, “Do you ever get submissions where someone tells off a mommyjacker?” I kind of sense that…

stfuparents:

MommyJacking: Pearl Harbor Edition
UMMM. Wow. I know I’m supposed to mock the MommyJacker, but this submission came to me edited and has inspired a tangential joke:
Me: “Knock, knock.”
You: “Who’s there?”
Me: “Orange.”
You: “Orange who?”
Me: “ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU AREN’T A TOTAL MORON LIKE THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT PEARL HARBOR WAS JUST A MOVIE?????? FOR THE LOVE OF BEN AFFLECK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRY?!?!! BAHH!!”
Oh and Purple, you just won the Worst Side Note Award. Congrats! You can pick up your gift certificate to Chili’s right after I finish banging my head against a brick wall. Get some of those fried eggrolls when you go!
(submitted by Anonymous)

stfuparents:

MommyJacking: Pearl Harbor Edition

UMMM. Wow. I know I’m supposed to mock the MommyJacker, but this submission came to me edited and has inspired a tangential joke:

Me: “Knock, knock.”

You: “Who’s there?”

Me: “Orange.”

You: “Orange who?”

Me: “ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU AREN’T A TOTAL MORON LIKE THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT PEARL HARBOR WAS JUST A MOVIE?????? FOR THE LOVE OF BEN AFFLECK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRY?!?!! BAHH!!

Oh and Purple, you just won the Worst Side Note Award. Congrats! You can pick up your gift certificate to Chili’s right after I finish banging my head against a brick wall. Get some of those fried eggrolls when you go!

(submitted by Anonymous)

girlsguidetoliberty:

marcphun:

blakebaggott:

I’m gonna take a second to appreciate this twitter convo between jspark3000 and musiqchild007 that had me DYING

I can’t breathe

Im literaly crying omg i cant

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Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

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america-wakiewakie:

"On September 11th 1973, US-backed General Pinochet overthrew the democratically elected leader of Chile, Salvadore Allende. Pinochet ordered an air strike on the Presidential Palace, labor activists and famous folk guitarists were rounded up for torture, disappeared, and killed. Pinochet converted the national football stadium into a detention facility like Guantanamo Bay. Chile’s economy was turned into a plantation for the 1%, as inequality and poverty skyrocketed under the imposed Milton Friedman-style economic model.

Over 40,000 Chileans became victims of Pinochet’s terror. In response, the Nixon administration committed more money, more training, more torture equipment.

The world didn’t begin on September 11th, 2001. Rather, for the first time in modern history, Americans were visited by the same violence the US has imposed since its creation. In Chile, the US murdered tens of thousands and impoverished millions. This wasn’t America’s first foray in international terrorism, nor would it be the last. The United States security state is a terrorist and a plague on the people of the world.”

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sister-sons:

yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too.
Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…

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Give these guys a raise… Holy shit.

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lullabelleno:

heroes-get-made:

“This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.

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ask-xi:

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SAY NO TO STUPID INTERNET LAWS

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